hope breeds eternal misery.
that's immortality my darlings.


be the person brienne of tarth would pledge her sword to

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How did you discover you liked girls

I answered:


i looked at a girl and i was like nice

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James, deer boy, may you never have to go stag again.
Sirius Black’s best man speech, probably. (via simplypotterheads)
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someone give me a job


i was thinking something in retail

take the blow job. retail just sucks with no reward.

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but why does sirius black have prison tattoos in the prisoner of azkaban movie? is there a strong prison culture in azkaban? did he find a non death eater or two to bond with? he literally has tattoos on each of his fingers what did he do over those 12 years do they have movie nights and crazy high jinx involving contraband what exactly happens in azkaban 

orange is the new sirius black

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