- A cat
- Another cat
- At least 20 more cats
- A palace for all my kitties to live in
- Tiny kitty beds
- More cats
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right
Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
This is so on point.